Content is rhetorical. May contain sensitive material. Greetings, my little minions! It’s your favorite troublemaker, Eric Cartman, and I’m here to share my secrets to success. That’s right, even a man-child like myself has accomplished more than most of you could ever dream of. So, pay attention and take notes, or I’ll send you to see the Tron guy. Believe ...
Ah, Valentine’s Day! The holiday of love and romance, where Cupid’s arrow is always in full effect. But what to do when it comes to buying gifts for that special someone? Fear not, I, Cupid, am here to offer some advice. Pay attention to their interests The best gifts come from understanding what your loved one enjoys. Take note of ...
Ahoy mateys! ‘Tis I, yer friendly neighborhood pirate, here to share with ye some valuable information about the precious metal we all love: gold! Now, ye might be thinkin’, “Pirate, why are ye botherin’ with this boring financial stuff?” Well, let me tell ye, gold be one of the most sought-after treasures in the high seas, and knowin’ how to ...
As Joey and Ross casually walk through the door of Joey’s new, expensive, solo apartment discussing Rachel’s interest in a book, Joey looks through his mail…. “Uh oh.” Ross: “What…what’s that?” Joey: “It’s my visa bill. Envelope 1 of 2….That can’t be good.” Ross: “Open it, open it…” 17 years after Friends ended, it’s still wildly popular and shockingly relevant. ...
If you’ve heard of Exotic Car Hacks before and doubted the “hack my dream car” concept, you’re not alone. I didn’t pay thousands of dollars to access their proprietary information, but I did research the strategy enough to understand it better and, more importantly, identify its serious pitfalls. Find out how I rode a sport bike for a year for ...